fuckyeahfoxfriends:

This may be the most beautiful fox I’ve ever seen

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here


fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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WOO HER WITH ART

you’re all nerds, im going to bed.



tsukikomumai replied to your photoset “the cute girl lives right across the hall oh my god”

woo her with art

nametwin

im in an art school rn

that’s peacocking a peacock isn’t it?


elranno:

Quick doodle of two of my childhood heroes~


broughttoyoubytheletterq:

we all have that one friend in ssb who always picks pikachu and spams down + b



officialrule34:

chiens-de-diamant:

Yeah, I’m not buying Smash for the 3Ds.
How could anyone even play Smash with only one stick.

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sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit


Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched

A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

BLESS THIS

(via khaleesibetch)


ilexforest:

why does kotaku let people who don’t play games write articles about playing games


wrecked-anon:

Things i want in life: a Labyrinth remake with Kristen Stewart as Sarah and Tilda Swinton as Jareth.


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